Octomom 3 – Reistance is Fertile

It’s not Friday but I couldn’t resist.

SHE’S BACK….

It’s like, impossible for this woman to stay off of poles.

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Friday Film Fantasy: AVATARD

SAP here…

We saw Avatar last night. My immediate twitter post that followed was:

“Just saw Avatar… can’t help feeling sorry for the Na’vi males. Even after they mate they have to walk around 24/7 with blue-balls.”

Ponce and I would love to spoof it. We’d also love a TV show of our own so we could afford to do that, but alas, no such deals have been closed. Shooting all this stuff ourselves gets pricey and spoofing a 230 million dollar budget film is a little out of our pocket book range, especially during the holidays when you have presents to buy and bills to pay.

With that in mind we offer our low-budget Poster Pitch, which hopefully will make someone out there say, “Hey Perry Brothers, I love your stuff. Saw the Avatard Poster and think there’s a good spoof to be made there. Here’s some dough, go make a whole feature film!” Tis Christmas, tis the season to wish for wonderful things.

Not holding our breath… though Ponce held his a little to make his skin turn this nice hue of blue.

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Friday Film Fantasy: Deep Blue Tard

PONCE here…

I wrote a blog on our private site about Retarded Movies I would like to make and spoof. Our friend Karine made this poster from one of the titles I did and it makes me laugh and I love it.

Thanks Karine. You rock and everybody check out her profile on our site cause she has great art on it.

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Friday Film Fantasy: The Taking of Ponceman 123

If you’re gonna remake a movie, make it with Ponceman. Then throw Cozmo onscreen with him and let the magic happen. Somebody make this movie!

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Friday Film Fantasy: SAPPED In The Closet 69-198

No one other than R. Kelly could have created the unintentional hilarity found in his accidental masterpiece Trapped In The Closet … the irony here is gigantic. He did plan on TITC being a masterpiece, a brilliant, multi-layered work of art. But not for the reasons it is exactly that. It is indeed the Plan 9 From Outer Space of the Hip-Hop/Self-Proclaimed Genius world.

With that in mind I offer the sure-to-be-an-instant-classic-laugh-your-ass-off-at-the-clueless-self-pretention-that-is-manifest-to-the-uber-degree-in-its-creator’s-work-of-wonder that shall be known as SAPPED In The Closet: 69-198… should anyone decide to pay me to make it.

This Genius Always New He Was Won...

Starring (L to R & T to B) Chad Galster, Rain Scott, SAP, Josh “The Ponceman” Perry, Valerie Levitt, Brett Halsey, Valerie Querns, Roy Lim.

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Friday Film Fantasy: Octomom 2

Octomom 2… Resistance is Fertile!

Childbirth is the most horrifying thing out there. Why do you think The Omen and The Bad Seed were such big hits?

And as far as horror home-runs go, this one is both a sequel and an algebra pun… Octomom 2 (squared) hence the double Octomom belly.

Somebody make this movie!

Dropping Placentas everywhere this Fall!!!

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Friday Film Fantasy: Ponce Kong

Dear God, this could could be exactly what we need to revitalize the 40 foot Gorilla market…. somebody make this movie!  (download these pics as wallpaper here for FREE)

Ponce Kong protects the lovely SAPette from a nasty T-Rex

Ponce Kong and his sweet lady watch the sunrise

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Friday Film Fantasy: Road Hombres

Every Friday I will be posting movies that somebody should make.  That said…

Somebody make this movie!

Road Hombres... starring Danny Trejo & the Ponceman

Note: I am willing to makeany of the Fantasy movies I post here, as long as somebody pays for them.

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