BEHIND THE FOAM… A deeper look at Ponceman’s Halloween Shotgun

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Having a brother with Down Syndrome has affected my life on every level. The upside of these affects are the fact that the simple joys in life are more enjoyable when I experience them with Ponce. He makes me laugh harder than anyone on the planet. He makes me cry in the sweetest, most cathartic way a human should cry. He also frustrates the hell out of me at times, but that’s all part of the growth process for both of us. I’m learning to be more patient and get the perks of living with the most hilarious person on the planet, while Ponce continues to grow smarter, wiser, funnier, and also experiences things in life that a lot of us take for granted.

It’s what I call The Magic Straw Theory. Remember the first time you ever saw someone put their finger on the end of a straw and pick it up and the liquid inside STAYED IN THE STRAW!?!?! That was some mind blowing shit back then when we were kids. Then you realized that YOU, YOURSELF, had the magic power in your own fingertips to pick up the straw and keep the liquid in there, free to drop it anywhere you wanted to!?!!?!?!?! sure, later in life it becomes commonplace. Nothing new here. You’ve done the magic straw bit a thousand times, maybe more. The novelty wears off. We take it for granted.

But with Ponce, that simple act of keeping liquid in a straw by sealing your finger over the sippy part of it is always fucking awesome.  That’s the thing I try to keep alive in myself. I am still wowed by the magic straw, as small a miracle as it may seem to those who have move past the ages of 5 and 6, it’s still something that excites me because it encapsulates the wonders and joys that this life has to offer.

Which brings us behind the foam. Yes, the beer foam of Ponceman’s 1st shotgunning of a beer. Ponce is a social butterfly. He is a charmer, he is a constant entertainer, and he loves to make people laugh. He also loves to do all the Just One of the Guys things like hanging out, playing video games, and any of the other endless things friends do when they get together. The catch is, a lot of friends drink beer and booze. As Ponce says, he can’t drink alcohol because he becomes an asshole. Thank the mighty powers that be that Ponce is wise enough to see this in himself. I’ve lost too many friends who lacked this bit of self awareness.

Cameron Johnson Chugs A beer

So, how do you get to hang out with the boys and do one of the ultimate acts in guy-hangin’-out history, shotgunning a beer, when you can’t drink? Non-alcoholic beer. So simple, so cheap. You see, shotgunning a beer is not about the effects of the alcohol for guys. It’s about the process, puncturing the can, getting the hole the right size, and the speeds you can achieve sucking down the foamy goodness in a race with your buddies to see who can chug the fastest.

It’s pure, uncut, bonding. And Ponce dove into it headfirst, and chest first. He wears his first shotgunned beer like a badge of honor. And he went back for more. O’douls be praised, you’ve made Ponceman’s life a little more full, along with his belly. Watch the joy, the smiles, the fun that mighty Ponceman has with me and his friends in these little videos.

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Ponce as Keanu? Point Break Live this Fri 11/20

Come out and vote for Ponceman

For Los Angeles dwellers, there’s a wonderful weekly happening that makes our heart warm with cheesy joy. It’s Point Break Live! That’s right, the whole movie, performed onstage, every weekend, LIVE. The cool little twist… the audience votes for a fellow audience member to play the Keanu role of Johnny Utah… Ponce was born to play that role. Come out to the show and go nuts with us when he’s up there. Let’s make our Ponceman into an F.B.I. AGENT!


For the Ponceman Discount
So, for everyone who goes to see Point Break Live this Friday night, you get 2 for 1 tickets at the door by mentioning Ponceman.

This show might sell out, so…

For the Ponceman Discount
Buy your tickets for the Friday Nov 20th 8pm show online here:

When you checkout, fill in the “What ways did you find out about Point Break LIVE” box with PONCEMAN

When you pick up your tickets you will have a 2nd ticket free waiting for you.

We hope to see you there. More info Below.

Point Break Live!
The Dragonfly
6510 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90038

Ticket Price: $20.00
Tickets by Phone: 866-811-4111 (Toll Free)
Beer is served at venue – You must be 21 or over with proper ID to get in.


Perry-Normal Activity


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For anyone who follows me on ye ol’ twitter or facebook, it should not come as a surprise that I didn’t really think that much of Paranormal Activity, the hit movie that is sweeping in the big box office moolah and will most likely continue to do so for a few more weeks.

All I really have to say about the flick is that it is NOT a story.  It IS a series of scenes laid out like a ride at Universal Studios.  Only thing is, I don’t pay for rides that have feature length running times.

The film is made with little effort in building any story whatsoever, but definitely takes a few brief moments to mention that “these types of things are random and probably don’t even make sense…”  their way of explaining away the need for a plot.

With that behind us now, we can all move on to digging our spoof of the film.  We hit a couple of the missing, Swiss cheese, plot points and have a damn good time making our own little scare/laugh fest.  Enjoy it, dig it, groove with it, and pass it on.