Superhero by Superhero: Jupiter Boy and Captain Sensitivity

These guys are a couple of Dicks….

Fallen Superheroes: Jupiter Boy & Captain Sensitivity

Models: Lucas Dick and Andy Dick

Shooting with Andy Dick was a definite departure from the way we shot the other superheroes. We hooked up with him through his some Lucas. Lucas is an actor and comedian, and he and Eric are friends. We loved the idea of a father and son superhero team. We also loved the idea of seeing Andy Dick in a pink superhero costume with a flower cape.

Some wonderful outtakes for your eyeballs

Originally, Captain Sensitivity’s costume was made for Eric Roberts. But as fate would have it, Eric went into rehab when we were supposed to shoot. He was on that show, REHAB. Bad timing for us, great timing for Eric Roberts to get himself together.

Cut to Eric Curtis talking to Lucas about being a superhero and the notion of the father son angle with Andy. He loved the idea. He called us after he talked to Andy and said he was into it. We set a shoot date and messed around with some basic father/son superhero story angles. Estrangement, neglect, the child who is more the parent than the father. All of these ideas resonated with us and, more importantly, with Lucas.

Now, I’ve loved Andy Dick since I first saw him on News Radio. He’s one of my favorite people to see on screen. So making him into a superhero was a great way to work with him. And Lucas is one of the nicest guys I’ve met. Together, we knew they’d look amazing as a superhero duo.

It’s no secret that Andy Dick has had a ton of bad press, a crapload of crazy stories written about him and more than his fair share of being tazed. I’m not gonna trash talk because I really had a great time shooting with him. Mostly because of…. well, I’ll dish the highlights of Andy putting on his costume. Here’s a snippet, as close to verbatim as I can remember.

A very flamboyant Andy, “People are going to say this costume makes me look gay.”

A very deadpan me, “You think they’re gonna say it’s the COSTUME that makes you look gay.”

A very eyebrow raised Andy, “It’s playing into a stereotype.”

A very amused me, “You’re beyond a stereotype. You’re a 5.1-surround-sound-type.”

A very smirky Andy, “Can I take the shorts off? They’re blue fur.”

A very cocky me, “That’s the pimp factor. Lose the pimp factor you just got a hot pink suit. Now who’s playing into a stereotype?”

A very excited Andy, “I have fur on my balls! My furry pimpy balls!”

A very happy me, “That’s it. We can lose the shorts on the last shot if you want. Pimpin’ ain’t easy, gotta let your boys breath at the end of the day.”

A very sarcastic Andy, “It still makes me look gay.”

A very antagonistic me, “Can we talk about vaginas or something?”

A very aroused Andy, “Vaginas!?!?! Why do you want to talk about vaginas? Vaginas are gross! (Long pause) Actually, I love vaginas. I love the word VAGINAS VAGINAS VAGINAS!”

A very happy me, “Dear god, man. I love vaginas too!”

A very sly Andy mouths the words “Vaginas rock….”

And so it went, a conversation full of left turns, outbursts, delicate moments and, most importantly, vaginas.

Ticklin’ the ol’ Ivories

We shot in the most amazing location, Andy’s ex wife’s backyard. She has an airstream and tons of random art and odds and ends lying around. There’s also some nice little work-sheds and an old baby grand piano in the middle of the yard. Eric setup the shots. First setup was in front of the airstream.We got singles of our heroes and moved on to the two of them, either working together or against each other. They really popped in the pics too. Andy and Lucas share a great energy onscreen and when they turn it on it’s quite captivating. We cranked the shots out and moved on to the baby grand. Andy lost his shorts for this one. His boys needed air.

The magical comet/sperm rain

The most amazing thing happened on the final setup with Eric’s lighting and some unexpected rain. Somehow the light hit the raindrops in a way that made them look like they were comets, or sperm, shooting upwards into the heavens. It was absolutely magical. And tied into our superheroes from another planet quite well. Here’s an outtake of some of that magical rain-comet action. Click the image to see it full size. The final shot is in the book.

NEXT UP: Spiral modeled by Dirty Jenny aka Jen Leigh

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Superhero by Superhero: Iron Meng

The Mexican Iron Man

Fallen Superhero: Iron Meng

Model: Mario Durant

Mario D is one of my favorite people in Los Angeles. He’s a rapper, a bartender and an all around good guy. He’s totally captivating on camera so he was a natural as a subject in the Fallen Superhero world.

This costume was one of the most fun ones to make. I didn’t sketch anything, just got the stuff I wanted to build the character out of and went for it. I started with an XXLarge blue body suit and a crap load of tubing, bolts and other stuff from Home Depot.

Iron Meng’s mask is a combination of a Man in the Iron Mask mask, a welder’s mask,some tubing, flashlights, duct tape, a broken wine opener and some pimp-ass headphones. I had to build it on Mario so it fit right. Since this is still photography the costume just had to look good on, not necessarily be easy to get on or off. I did try my best to keep the comfort factor as friendly as possible.

Chillin’ poolside

His shoulder armor is actually a floor mat from Home Depot, sprayed gold, cut and folded to the shape you see in the pics. It had the look of a tamale husk which really worked out better than imagined. His left shoulder gun is a Frankensteined old tripod and his right chest laser sighted impulse blaster is leftover bits of the old tripod mounted on a reshaped Hannibal Lector mask with some big gold washers…. all of it hot glued together and zip tied to the mat.

His belly piece, an homage to Iron Man’s ARC reactor embedded in his chest, is a spray painted stovetop drip pan with a gaudy giant “Mexican” diamond in it. I call it a “Mexican” diamond because it has all the colors you see Mexican women wearing if you ever go down to Mexico.

Throw in some knee bads, PVC pipe, chemical gloves, duct tape and boots and the whole suit came together quite nicely. The belt is all duct tape with a buckle made out of carabiner locks.

The decision to write all of his captions in Spanish was a gut thing. Just happened when I sat down to write and it’s one of those things I think add to the uniqueness and humor of the book. I wrote everything in English, dropped it into Google translate, then had Arturo at Medallion Press check it for accuracy. I’ll give props to Google translate for being about 97% accurate.

As far as backstory goes I just went with the notion that Iron Meng is a superhero who could totally kickass but is focused on being a hip hop artist. Just like so many people out there who take the road of struggle to pursue their art instead of the easy road, Iron Meng follows his heart even though he never breaks through on the music scene to achieve the notoriety he desires.

chores

The song lyrics and all other info is totally made up, just went with the theme and it worked out great. Definitely one of my favorite costumes and totally stoked that it came together so quickly and didn’t fall apart. And Mario D was amazing. The shot of him taking in the garbage is one of Eric Curtis’ most brilliant 11th hour creations and the humdrum vibe that Mario gives off in the photo just hammers the character home even more.

NEXT UP: Jupiter Boy & Captain Sensitivity modeled by real life son and father Lucas Dick and Andy Dick

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Superhero by Superhero: Chain-Male

The superhero who had to stay within earshot of his mother

Fallen Superhero: Chain-Male

Model: Josh “the Ponceman” Perry

What can I say about the Ponceman. He is my brother, yes. He has Down Syndrome, yes. He is one of the wittiest people I know, indeed, again, yes. Ponce as a superhero was a natural selection, he is a superhero in real life to many people. He is also held back at times by circumstances beyond his control like the character of Chain-Male.

Ponce was the 2nd superhero we shot for the book. We had cranked out the Double Diamonds at least 6 months earlier and we were going to knock out 2 more heroes in Louisiana, Chain-Male and Infinity Girl. We flew into New Orleans and got our respective shizzles together.

After the initial rifling through of mother’s storage we found boots with silver covers, gauntlets and a cool cape. I had also gotten some choice items from my buddies Ted and Laban, aka 2 headed horse productions. We did segments for the show Stupidface that Ted and Laban produced for FuelTV. They let me borrow this super shiny metallic orange one piece bathing suit and metallic hot pink short shorts. We procured some sweet goggles from Ozzie Dots as well as some spray in hair color. After I went nuts with colored duct tape we had an almost completed Chain-Male. He needed some sort of symbol though.

Lightbulb moment…. I saw a shiny blue bunjee cord and some silver card stock. I twisted the cord and put the silver card stock behind it. It had kind of an Egyptian, ankh-ish look to it. It sat nicely around Ponce’s nipples, which he liked. A lot.

We headed to the 9th ward in New Orleans and found some incredible locations. The giant anchors, 150 pound per link chains and enormous ship buoy were ripe for the picture taking. We just happened to drive by on a Sunday and there wasn’t a soul in sight. This location also gave us a solid element for our backstory.

We cranked out our shots and picked up later that week in Lake Martin, Louisiana. Our Brother in law had family that lived on Lake Martin which has the biggest population of gators in the US and also some amazing bird life. We got the lawnmower shots and discovered a bathtub that was just sitting out in the yard. We cleaned it out and when we turned around Ponce was already naked and ready to hop in. To say he is a sport is not even coming close to Ponce’s excitement on a shoot he really wants to be a part of, and this one was definitely one of his favorites.

An alternate version of Chain-Male in the tub… Uber-tarding

We finished off with a shot of Ponce drying off in the sun. I really wanted the full Monty naked man ass shot but our mother stepped in and handed us the multi-colored towel that ended up in the shot we used in the book. I still kinda prefer the naked Ponce butt shot, so here’s the censor bar version of it for you to relish in at your leisure.

The Black Bar of Naughtiness….

The problem shooting with Ponce is he rarely takes a bad picture. He’s got some of the best expressions and it made narrowing down the pics a very difficult task. In the end it all worked out quite nicely and the storyline is one of my favorites. I love the dialogue between Chain-Male and his mother where she tells him “Nobody is going to PAY you to be a superhero, but they do pay you for having Down Syndrome….” It’s a topic that is close to me. I have encountered a lot of special kids in my life and a lot of parents that want to protect them from everything out there in the big nasty ol’ world that could possibly hurt them. Sadly, a lot of kids are limited in their growth because of this behavior. It makes me sad and I really wanted to have that struggle between the parent and the “special” kid who, even though he was actually impervious to bullets , the mother still couldn’t let go of that overprotective instinct she had built up inside herself. So Chain-Male is limited in his superhero duties to only go as far as the abandoned shipyard at the end of the neighborhood so when mom calls out “Chain-Male!!!!!” he’s still in earshot.

NEXT UP: Iron Meng modeled by Mario Durant

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Superhero by Superhero: Nimrod the Hunter

Man vs Wild…. for reals

Fallen Superhero: Nimrod the Hunter

Model: Louis Moncivias

Louis Moncivias is the man. If you are in Austin, Texas and want to find film crew, stunt people, musicians, good food, cool bars or just feel the need to ride a horse and eat organic veggies from a private garden then Louis Moncivias is the man you need to meet.

I first met Louis on the set of Pastor Shepherd, a little indie flick that Ponce and I were in a few years ago. Louis was about to be Danny Trejo’s stunt double for a scene in Machete where he kicks his way out of a burning car. He was funny, nice, and he could gut a deer in 15 minutes. Ponce loved him and I too was a bit smitten.

We stayed in touch and as the road trip from Los Angeles to Louisiana approached I knew a drive through Austin was definitely in the cards. I talked to Eric about having a Native American superhero, he could speak to the animals, control the flow of rivers and summon the rain and sun gods. Of course, being fallen, maybe he could talk to the animals but couldn’t understand them. Maybe they thought he was an asshole? Maybe the rain and sun gods were busy 98% of the times he summoned them. Whatever it ended up being there was definitely a cool superhero about to be born.

I ransacked my mother’s costume storage and found a staff with deer antlers on the end of it and an amazing coat that was mesh-like and golden with red jewels on it. She also had some wicked tiger print stretchy material that would make killer superhero pants. Then I found a hooded cape, some cool purple/red fur and a leather multi-belt.

Quick Sketch of our woodland hero

I did some quick sketch work and handed it off to my mom. We decided to combine the coat and the hooded cape into one coat-cape. I found some deck boots and with a little spray paint and mom’s fur trimming skills our hero had some nice superhero footwear. Something was still missing though. I talked with Eric and came up with the idea to make a Medallion with a Native American/Superhero symbol on it, like the belt buckle in the sketch I did, but have it on a chain around his neck, and then let the multi-belt just shine in its own glory. We also needed to come up with some gloves. Here is where we get a good taste of superhero recycling. I had a pair of Batman gloves lying around. I cut them off at the wrists and spray painted them gold. They worked perfectly with the rest of the costume. So what to do with the rest of the gloves I had severed? I through them in the box o’ goodies and forgot about them…. until I needed to make some cool gloves on the spot for Manorexic. But more on that when we get to him.

So Nimrod’s costume was done and packed for the roadtrip. By the time we drove to Austin Louis and Nancy Rankin, amazing hairstylist/yin to Louis’ yang, had lined up the pimpest of locations for us. We had the horse and wilderness, a cool little cafe called Snackbar, a salon where he would be getting his hair dresser certification (superheroes gotta pay the bills yo), a bar and the coolest bachelor pad I’ve seen outside of invading Mr. Roper’s dreams…. you know, the landlord from Three’s Company.

Mike Fenner had the pimp crib. The big rooster pic, that’s his work. The giant eggs on the table, his. Also, when I was talking to Louis about locations that would be cool to find I said, “Do you know any place that has wall to wall carpeting? That was a big fad in the 60s and 70s.” To which Louis replied, “No, I don’t know any places like that…. I do have a friend who has a fur room.”

…. a FUR room???….

Again, it was Fenner’s place. He had made this amazing room that was covered in this crazy gun-metal silver fake fur, wall to wall, ceiling to floor. Sold!

The only hitch we had with any of the locations was one of those many hitches we had during this book making adventure where we ended up getting a better location that played into the story better than originally imagined. We waited outside our original bar location for an hour or so with all of our extras we had for that day. The bar was closed and whoever the contact was had an all nighter and wasn’t answering his phone. We ate lunch, waited, left messages, then Louis told us he was going to find us a new location. 15 minutes later Louis returned to say he’d found a new location that was a mile away and they were totally cool with us shooting there. Pete’s Eastside Bar. They got worked into the storyline too, just because the location was such a great looking place that screamed story.

Updating his Facebook status.
Nimrod was with Jojo at Poquito Ranch, Austin, TX

And the shot of Louis with his horse/best friend was a celebrity cameo of sorts. The horse, Jojo, was in the remake of Conan that came out last year. I say “of sorts” because nobody actually saw that movie because it sucked harder than a 20 dollar Thai whore trying to save up for a boob job.

The killer shot, literally, was of Nimrod standing in his “Kill Zone” where deer parts hang from chains and blood drips from tubes and just an odd assortment of creepy yet cool items abound. Nancy and Louis had all the fake blood we could possibly need and then some. We spent a great deal of time setting the shot up, making smoke shoot from the chiminea in the distance, wetting the place down. It’s indeed one of my favorite shots in the book and had Ponce and I not been cast in Pastor Shepherd it most likely would not exist. Nimrod would most likely not exist. It’s pretty cool when you connect the dots that life has laid out for you. Just wish it was as easy to see the dots that are ahead of you as it is to trace the ones that got you where you are.

I’ll let Adam Mock close out with his thoughts on our mighty Nimrod.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged . . .” has got to be one of the most famous openers in fiction. With my wife being a Jane Austen fan, I couldn’t help but pay homage to Ms. Austen’s opening line in Pride and Prejudice. And no, the plural of Draculas is NOT a typo. It’s a funny. Purposely calling vampires “Draculas” is funny every time.
In season 8 episode 5 of Project Runway, a designer named Casanova had one of the best meltdown moments I’ve seen in a while. After getting fed up with the judges feedback on his designs he says, “I’m making clothes for old ladies, sluts, and flamenco dancers . . . And I’m getting fat!” I had to put this in the book somewhere and Nimrod was just the place.
“The horse is his friend, it would be an insult to ride him.” is verbatim from an email Scott sent to me.  Scott had written a rough paragraph of ideas that I used to flesh out the final pages of Nimrod, but the one that stood out was that simple line. It was stated so matter of factly that it had to be in the book. I believe anyone who reads it is instantly transported to that last photo, sitting across from Nimrod at that table as he speaks those sage words, and we are powerless to disagree.
– Adam Mock
 NEXT UP: Chain-Male modeled by Josh “the Ponceman” Perry

MC OUTDOORZ’ BROWNIES

Pimpin with DJ Ponce and them freak monkeys

Tomorrow MC Outdoorz Monkeys episode goes up on the Perry Brothers Abnormal Comedy YouTube Channel. Here’s what you’ll be lookin’ for after you watch it.

MC OD’S ALL GOOD IN THE WOOD BROWNIE RECIPE

  • PREHEAT YOUR OVEN to 350 degrees
  • In a BIGASS mixing bowl, pour
  • 3/4 CUPS POWDERED SUGAR
  • 1 & 2/3 CUPS GRANULATED SUGAR
  • 3/4 CUP OF BUTTER
  • 2 EGGS
  • 1 & 1/3 CUPS OF FLOUR
  • 1/2 TABLESPOON BAKING POWDER
  • 1/4 TABLESPOON SALT
  • 6 GRAMS OF YOUR FAVORITE HERB (prepared your favorite way… MC likes to saute’ his shit in Butter for 45 minutes and strain the fuck out of it… then add that herb soaked butter to the mix)
  • 2 TABLESPOONS OF WATER
  • 3/4 CUPS OF CHOCOLATE
  • 1 CUP OF COURVASIER
  • 2 TABLESPOONS OF VANILLA EXTRACT
  • Cook for 40 minutes and let cool

40 WÄTT !BÄLLS! ROCKS

Check out this lil’ project by SAP & Dirty Jenny, aka 40 WÄTT !BÄLLS!

Dig the first track, BIRTHDAY SÜIT. It’s real rock and roll that will make you miss the days when guitar players ripped new holes in your head so you could rock out the way God intended you to…. like you were bumpin’ AC/DC and let it go to 11.

BIRTHDAY SUIT:

More goodies coming. Checkout Dirty Jenny at www.jenleigh.com

Superhero by Superhero: Stress Bitch

Don’t mess with this Lady… she’s packin’ heat!

Fallen Superhero: Stress Bitch

Model: Helen Rosburg

The genesis of Stress Bitch was a spiral of odd little connections. We were almost done shooting all of our fallen superheroes when we discovered Helen, CEO of Medallion Press, our publisher, wanted to be a fallen superhero too. She’d seen a lot of the images we’d been churning out and had also been photographed by the talented Mr. Eric Curtis before and wanted to be part of the party. Also, knowing that my mother Connie was going to be making the costume I designed made the whole situation a no brainer. My mother has designed dresses and costumes for Helen for years so cranking out a superhero costume was just another point on the chalkboard for them.

Medallion had recently expanded to include movie and music development arms of their company. One of the first artists they signed to Medallion Music was Dirty Jenny, aka Jen Leigh, the most badass guitarist in the universe. Jen is also a Fallen Superhero, Spiral. Helen loves Jen’s music, especially the song Stress Bitch, which I also wrote with Jen. See that “spiral” of odd little connections I was talking about….

Thus, Stress Bitch, the song, was the impetus for Stress Bitch the fallen superhero. And Helen’s personal life had some elements that we could tweak to satisfy a couple of superhero story points we had not gotten to dig into up to that point. We wanted a Tony Stark type character, heavily armed and eccentric. Having that character be a woman took it to an even cooler level. And maybe the idea of her not wanting to waste ammo could come into play…. you know, she didn’t get rich by wasting money and goods. So she’s conservative on the use of her weapons arsenal and also in her political views. We were ready to knock this one out of the park.

Sketch of the bullet hoarding Stress Bitch!

I loved the idea of fashion camouflage and my mother actually found the most incredible metallic blue and silver camo material. I originally drew her belt with the big SB on the buckle but my mom found a wicked hand grenade belt buckle that rocked. And we discovered the pink machine gun belts at Ozzie Dots, again, can’t rave enough about that store.

Now the big bonus happened out of nowhere. When we went to shoot Helen on her property in Odessa, Florida my mother and father went along for the trip. That way she could tweak Helen’s costume if it needed any last minute adjustments. Helen said she would love it if her daughter, Ali, could be a superhero too. I thought that having her being forced into the superhero life, to follow in mama’s footsteps, was a great angle. Fortunately for us my mother had brought along all the extra material she had made Helen’s costume out of and within a couple of hours cranked out a costume for Ali. When Adam Mock was writing the story segments for Stress Bitch he dubbed Ali’s character Ann Xiety, again playing into the pressures of having to do what mommie says, especially when that mommie is a superhero. And there we were, Stress bitch and her sidekick/superhero in training, Ann Xiety.

The wicked insanity laugh of a fallen superhero

Homerun all around. And the 2nd to last superhero of our shoot. All the animals in the Stress Bitch shots, all the locations, guns and other cool items are all Helen’s personal property we appropriated for the shoot. It really added a ton of production value to the book and we also got to shoot shotguns and assault rifles when we wanted to blow off steam.

I’ll let Adam close out with some of his thoughts on the writing of Stress Bitch and Helen and her work she does aside from her roll as CEO of Medallion Press.

“In real life Helen Rosburg and Ali DeGray are dear friends. They’re also the great granddaughter and great great granddaughter of William Wrigley. Yep, that William Wrigley.  Wrigley Field and Wrigley Gum, staples of Americana. Helen also happens to be my boss, the CEO of Medallion Press and the woman who published Fallen Superheroes. Ali is a world champion horse rider. And by world champ I mean we should call her Muhammad Ali because she’s that good. Together in real life they are two of the most wonderfully interesting people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

The “Ted Nugent “likes” this.” line originally said “Adam Mock “likes” this.” It was my nod to Helen that I understand her. Scott understood that, but felt that it was much stronger if we change it to resonate with a wider audience. In a phone conversation with him about it he simply said, “How about Ted Nugent “likes” this?” and he gave a subtle chuckle as he always does when a spark of brilliance warms over him. I felt my insides start to giggle into full blown laughter and the change was made. Ted Nugent does indeed “like” this.

Stress Bitch with all her pimpin’ wheels.

One of my favorite opening lines in the entire book is “A widow by trade . . .”  so much is said in those four words that push the imagery even further. It speaks of history, violence, mystery, and murder. It begs all sorts of questions that you need answers to, but the prose doesn’t allow time for it. Instead, we quickly fill you in on Stress Bitch’s distain for men, and that her mission to raise Ann up properly allows her to live on past death. Essentially making her undead, and leaving Ann no hope of breaking free.” – Adam Mock

NEXT UP: Nimrod the Hunter, modeled by Louis Moncivias

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