Tshirts, Hoodies and More… FINALLY!

 

DIRTY PONCEY

Ponce here…

We worked our butts off and finally got the Tshirt store working. Me and bro did a lot of designs and got some cool stuff like buttons and stickers and other stuff and I hope you guys like all of it.

My favorite tshirt is PONCHE’ and also Dirty Poncey. And I love the stickers too. I hope everybody digs it cause it’s groovy.

So go check it out and rock on – Ponce

PONCHE' is my favorite - Ponce

SAP here…

First off, I would just like to make something very clear to all the Retarded Policeman fans out there. And also clear for people who are still on the fence as to why we are no longer making episodes with Greg Benson/mediocrefilms.

  • Mediocrefilms has sold THOUSANDS of dollars worth of RETARDED POLICEMAN merchandise.
  • Ponce IS the Retarded Policeman. The series was created FOR HIM, regardless of what Greg Benson has decided to claim nearly 70 million views later.
  • I, SAP, designed ALL THE T-SHIRTS, BUTTONS, STICKERS that he continues to sell.
  • Greg Benson has paid us NOTHING for any RP merchandise sold (including DVD)

I busted my ass designing that Retarded Policeman merchandise. Including setting up the photo shoot that ended up being the artwork for DVD… which we have also received ZERO compensation for, and he has sold thousands of dollars worth of those as well.

We were supposed to split everything 50/50.

I hope this paints a clearer picture of why we cannot continue to work under those circumstances with those kinds of business practices as standard of operations.

SOUR GRAPES ASIDE, MOVING ON, WE NOW LAND….. HERE:

THE PERRY BROTHERS ABNORMAL COMEDY EMPORIUM

As Ponce said, we finally got our own Tshirts, buttons, stickers and other goodies made and are finally launching our store. Again, much ass was busted designing these little wonders and Ponce was a great help in the whole process too. We made everything very personal and fun.

Also, we decided to give FREE signed postcards with every order. That’s something we plan on doing as long as we are alive and kicking. We built this store for the fans, and we hope you guys like everything we have made for you. It is 100% our blood, sweat, and tears in every item. We have kept the prices low and will continue to keep them that way.

So please, check out all the goodies, if you like something, go for it. Pass it on to your friends and spread the Perry Brother love around the world.

-SAP

RELATED POST: Filling in (a few of) the Blanks about Retarded Policeman

The Perry Brothers Abnormal Comedy Night

UPDATE:
Show starts at 9:30PM with a 2nd screening at 11:00PM.
Get there, take pics, mingle, and enjoy.
Burbank Marriott, IN THE PASADENA ROOM 9 to Midnite!

Come Get Some!

Come Get Some!

The Perry Brothers
Abnormal Comedy Thursday Night
Get in on this special free event hosted by the Perry Brothers!

They will be screening a special selection of comedy bits from their Television and Film work and online videos, including some never before seen sketches. Cast members from the Fuel TV series Stupidface and the hit internet series”Retarded Policeman” will be in attendance.Valerie Querns from “Bobbi’s Bedroom”, Cozmo Johnson from “MC Outdoorz”, the Silver Surfer himself, Doug Jones who was in an episode of The Retarded Policemen,and of course the Perry Brothers. Join us at this intimate gathering where they will mingle, sign autographs, and give away some goodies.

This event is FREE to the public! There will a cash bar till midnight and refreshments while they last.

Thursday June 11th 9:00 PM to Midnight
Burbank Marriott “Hollywood Room”
2500 Hollywood Way
Burbank, California 91505

HERE’S A TEASER

Retarded Policeman
The YouTube mega hit has over 5 million hits on the first episode and over 45 million hits on the series.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=7B6FA9F987EE16F8

The Perry Brothers Films.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ponceman

Bobbi’s Bedroom.
Which can also be seen on the Fuel TV series “Stupidface”
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=411E5367815FDEE6

MC Outdoorz.
http://www.fuel.tv/Stupidface

The Ponceman
http://www.ponceman.com

SAP on Free Radio Tonight!

SAP plays a keyboard player with a birth obsession

SAP plays a keyboard player with a birth obsession

UPDATE:If you missed the show you can watch it online RIGHT HERE

Tonight’s the night!  Thursday, May 14th, 2009… SAP guest stars on Free Radio.  Ponce’s Buttons episode was a huge hit, and this one is also quite funny.  The Lord of Comedy, Fred Willard, is also on this episode.  Check your local listings.

And Buttons returns next week in the Free Radio season finale.

Give us the feedback… like the show?  Dig our Perry Bro acting chops?  Spew it at us in the comments.

A Rare and Welcomed Surprise – Free Radio

Just watched the latest episode of Free Radio on VH1.  The show is so out of place on this network… mainly because it’s a great show.  Sadly, VH1’s programming has moved to Turd City and is littering all over its own streets with an endless amount of Same Shit-Different (and not in a clever way) Title “reality” shows that make me taste my own vomit every time I get a glimpse of them.  Try watching more than 3 minutes of any of the “_____ of Love” shows and you’ll see/taste what I mean.

Yes, Ponce and I both guest star on Free Radio this season.  Yes, that is a good reason for us to tout the show as being awesome.  The honest reality is, this here entertainment world we have decided to become active members of is full of terrible shows and even more terrible people who make them.

I’ve been in some really shitty movies and TV shows.  Free Radio is so far removed from the shitty it makes me smile when I think about it.

Every cast member on the show is talented in the uber column, and everyone who makes the show happen behind the scenes makes being on set such a pleasure that when your scenes are done you still want to hang out for the rest of the shoot.  Most of the time I am ready to bolt when I’m wrapped, but this little show is an exception that I am happy to succumb to… if all TV shows were like this the quality of what’s on TV would be so high you could actually get smarter watching it.

So call it blowing sunshine up Free Radio’s ass, brown-nosing the Exec(s) at VH1 who gave the show a go for season 2, or just plain spewing happy to find a show on TV that doesn’t suck goo.  Bottom line is, the show is funny, smart, and the people who make it are truly wonderful.  The fact that they rewrote an entire episode especially catered to the mighty Ponceman screams volumes.

Sad truth, most networks are scared to cast Ponce in anything.  Oh they would be fine if he guest starred as the magical retard who spews childlike wisdom and nobody ever says anything mean to him and if they do they get their comeuppance.  We are angling to take the PC/terrified to lose their sponsors attitude the networks have developed over the years and burn the living shit out of it.  If more shows like Free Radio hit the airwaves that task will get easier.

Now children, pray with me for Free Radio season 3…

AMEN

-sap

Changing It Up – Your feedback Requested

SAP here…

So, Sundance was great fun and a wonderful experience, especially for Ponce. Not only did he get to meet some actors and celebrities, he got recognized A LOT, and not just for Retarded Policeman. A favorite moment was when he was recognized by Matthew Gray Gubler (Criminal Minds) for Wunderkammer. He stopped Ponce to tell him how great his performance was and how much he loved the film. It made Ponce’s day and also ignited a fuse… the fuse of blowing up 2009 all over this muthafoko!

We’ve gone through the ol’ youtube channel and cleaned it out. If you can’t find videos of ours you really like, fret not, we shall have a private page for the real fans, the you fans, that come here for more of us.  It won’t be up for a bit, but we will have a nice little members only area… a FREE members only area.

Also, we would love to hear from YOU more. Please comment here for now and tell us if there are any videos you miss, things you’d like to see, ideas for a members only site and anything else that’s hemming and hawing around in your craw.

Ponce here…

Gonna shoot more days on the VH1 show with Lance Krall. Maybe make a little mini-movie out of it on youtube or maybe private. Hope you guys like our stuff and hopefully we will get our own show going soon.  And please leave us some feedback.

Rock On – Ponce