Friday Film Fantasy: AVATARD

SAP here…

We saw Avatar last night. My immediate twitter post that followed was:

“Just saw Avatar… can’t help feeling sorry for the Na’vi males. Even after they mate they have to walk around 24/7 with blue-balls.”

Ponce and I would love to spoof it. We’d also love a TV show of our own so we could afford to do that, but alas, no such deals have been closed. Shooting all this stuff ourselves gets pricey and spoofing a 230 million dollar budget film is a little out of our pocket book range, especially during the holidays when you have presents to buy and bills to pay.

With that in mind we offer our low-budget Poster Pitch, which hopefully will make someone out there say, “Hey Perry Brothers, I love your stuff. Saw the Avatard Poster and think there’s a good spoof to be made there. Here’s some dough, go make a whole feature film!” Tis Christmas, tis the season to wish for wonderful things.

Not holding our breath… though Ponce held his a little to make his skin turn this nice hue of blue.

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Follicles Music Video

SAP here…

Being a man with many a hair, sometimes I feel that those little strands of joy are under appreciated by the masses. This song and video are the result of thoughts I had while I was either sleeping, in waking sleep mode, drunk, or all of the above. That said, I woke up, recorded the song, and shot the video all in the same day. Sometimes the randomness cuddles you… and with my body hair, we both stay warm.

THE HUMANS IN THIS VIDEO
The Perry, Brothers of course, are the meat, and our lovely lady friends, the bread that holds this follicle sandwich together.  You can’t do a video making fun of videos like this video without the hot ladies, and we happened to have 3 on hand who also happen to be good friends.

I rave about my talented friends a lot, but now I have a specific excuse to rave.  Hanna Hall, Dirty Jenny, and Hana Mahn.

Hanna Hall is an actress I feel is constantly blossoming into a greater actress. She started young, big commercially successful films like Forrest Gump, indie hits like The Virgin Suicides, and even Rob Zombie’s Re-Bullshit-Imagining* of John Carpenter’s Halloween. She gets better with every role. She was the love interest/lead in American Cowslip (Ponce and I are both in that film) and has a magical quality on film… her face makes you want to hug it.

Dirty Jenny, a.k.a. Jen Leigh. She’s one of the best guitarists I’ve ever heard, hands down. And she’s fuckin’ funny. When I hang out with Jen I know I’m hanging out with someone who will always have something funny to say about whatever nonsense goes down. Give her a beer and a guitar and she’s happy. Throw in a bulldog, she’s in heaven. When she plays a guitar it makes me feel the electricity of life… even when she’s playing an acoustic!

Hana Mahn. Yes, our token Asian. Notice she got the micro-shaver in the video? Hana is new to the mix, and a definite new favorite. Another human you know will roll with whatever waves or punches come along… like scooping up chest hair and shaving the armpit of someone they just met. She’s also new to the whole world of performing… shocking when you see the natural talent and comfort she pours out when it is time to perform.

FOR THE FILM NERDS (LIKE ME)
We shot the video on the Canon 7D Digital SLR Camera. This is a game changer in a lot of ways. 60 frames a second, 35 mm depth of field, and a $1,700 price tag could easily make this the new go to HD camera for music videos and commercials… and once they figure out the right rig, feature films.

FOR THE MUSIC BUFFS (ALSO LIKE ME)
The song is definitely me doing my best George Clinton smooth groove. For tunes in the similar feel dig Funkadelic’s Holly Wants to Go to California and the Ohio Players’ Bicentennial.

All that said, I now give you “Follicles… a body hair love song”

Starring SAP, Ponce, Hanna Hall, Dirty Jenny, Hana Mahn

Music written and performed by SAP

* Re-Bullshit-Imagining is my term for Re-Imagining which is a way the Studios get away with labeling a lazy remake of something they already own so they don’t have to buy a new script/idea. Not always a lazy remake, but bottom line, a remake. The whole re-imagining term is an insult to the movie goer, they just don’t seem to be bright enough to realize this and revolt by refusing to go see the recycled garbage the studios pump out. NOTE: I haven’t seen Rob Zombie’s Halloween. It might be wonderful, but the risk I take in seeing the film and lessening my opinion of him (and I have a very high opinion of him) is greater than the joy I would get from seeing the film.

Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex

So where did your mind go when you read the title of this blog. Did you think sexist, racist, size-ist, folicle-ist thoughts? I can assure you that this blog pertains to exactly what is stated in the title… Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex.

This is how it starts...

This is how it begins...

When action figures/toy people are left lying about, especially at a party, you can almost guarantee they will be put into various sex positions at some point. You can definitely guarantee that cell phone pics will be taken of these toy people sex acts once they begin. And, obviously, some jackass will take those cell pics and make a friggin’ blog about the whole thing.

It always starts innocent enough. Just bring the little toy people to a party, in this case, Dirty Jenny’s B-day party at Laurel Tavern. Take one big bag of Tiny Bald Yellow People, party store purchase, super cheap, and spread them out all over the official party table. Then wait for the fun to start.

Standard foreplay

Standard foreplay

Vertical 69

Vertical 69

Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

When you’ve transitioned from one-on-one foreplay into the “doin’ it” phase, in this case, oral-to-Reverse Cowgirl, you will find things liven up significantly when the GROUP option takes over.  Turn your toy person sex into a 4-way and watch the action explode.

Standard 4-way

Standard 4-way

This is called the "Mechanic"

This is called “the Mechanic”

Once “the Mechanic” shows up, it’s only a matter of seconds before an all out orgy is in full swing. That’s when you start getting artsy with your camera technique.

70s Style

70s Style

Notice the nice lighting... all iphones

Notice the uber-sexy lighting.

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Gratuitous Close Up

Gratuitous Close Up

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker in shadow

Once you've all seen each other, just join in.

If you've already made eye contact, just join in.

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

From Barbie Dolls to Tiny Bald Yellow People, human nature dictates one simple fact… There Will Be Humping!

Click here to see High Quality/Bonus Tiny Yellow People Sex pics.

Sneak Peek at our MJ Tribute

This video is gonna be funktabulicious! It hits the YouTube on Friday, July 17th. Dirty Jenny on GTR, Quernzy kickin’ some sweet background vox, and, of course, SAP on the PonceKit.

Dirty Jenny ripping licks

Dirty Jenny ripping licks

SAP about to get juiced!

SAP about to get juiced!

Ponce about to get juiced... and he likes it!

Ponce about to get juiced... and he likes it!

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