SAPPY BIRTHDAY

SAP here…

It is my birthday and i am super duper happy that I have such a sweet family and group of friends who actually make me feel happy I was birthed. Too much crap in this world has the opposite affect.Ponce actually made his blog a mini-celebration of the day and I couldn’t be prouder of the little stud.

Something you should know about Ponce. Last year he decided to throw me a surprise birthday party. Ponce puts new meaning into the word surprise. The guests were all surprised too. Basically, he got a few friends to help him organize it. Thing is, nobody knew there were others helping so 3 different entities were trying to set up the same thing. Ponce, trying to please everyone, said yes to every idea. The night went something like this…

6PM. Our friend Pedro shows up at our apartment. He’s not what you’d call a regular at our place and he looked shell shocked when he saw he was the only one at our place. I knew something was up then. He could only stay about 30 minutes. Next, I had to leave to go do something for Ponce. He just wanted me out of the house for a little bit. When I returned… no surprise party. We went to a cafe, Alcove. There was a handful of our friends there to surprise us. Then Ponce gets a call. Some other people had shown up at our Apartment but nobody was there to let them in. A third group of friends called from yet another location. It was the perfect storm of 3 different plans all colliding in, what I have to say, was one of the best, most memorable, and definitely surprising to EVERYONE involved, birthday parties of my life.

Thank you bro. And thanks for the birthday wishes. Enjoy Ponce Vlog #4 SAPPY Birthday

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Ponce’s Directorial Debut… Catch Phrases

PONCE here…

Hey everybody, I did my first directing on this video because I was bored and sick and wanted to make something funny for everybody. It’s some of my favorite catch phrases and I hope you like it. It makes me laugh and drives my bro crazy a little bit.

So rock on

– Ponce

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Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex

So where did your mind go when you read the title of this blog. Did you think sexist, racist, size-ist, folicle-ist thoughts? I can assure you that this blog pertains to exactly what is stated in the title… Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex.

This is how it starts...

This is how it begins...

When action figures/toy people are left lying about, especially at a party, you can almost guarantee they will be put into various sex positions at some point. You can definitely guarantee that cell phone pics will be taken of these toy people sex acts once they begin. And, obviously, some jackass will take those cell pics and make a friggin’ blog about the whole thing.

It always starts innocent enough. Just bring the little toy people to a party, in this case, Dirty Jenny’s B-day party at Laurel Tavern. Take one big bag of Tiny Bald Yellow People, party store purchase, super cheap, and spread them out all over the official party table. Then wait for the fun to start.

Standard foreplay

Standard foreplay

Vertical 69

Vertical 69

Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

When you’ve transitioned from one-on-one foreplay into the “doin’ it” phase, in this case, oral-to-Reverse Cowgirl, you will find things liven up significantly when the GROUP option takes over.  Turn your toy person sex into a 4-way and watch the action explode.

Standard 4-way

Standard 4-way

This is called the "Mechanic"

This is called “the Mechanic”

Once “the Mechanic” shows up, it’s only a matter of seconds before an all out orgy is in full swing. That’s when you start getting artsy with your camera technique.

70s Style

70s Style

Notice the nice lighting... all iphones

Notice the uber-sexy lighting.

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Gratuitous Close Up

Gratuitous Close Up

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker in shadow

Once you've all seen each other, just join in.

If you've already made eye contact, just join in.

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

From Barbie Dolls to Tiny Bald Yellow People, human nature dictates one simple fact… There Will Be Humping!

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