Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex

So where did your mind go when you read the title of this blog. Did you think sexist, racist, size-ist, folicle-ist thoughts? I can assure you that this blog pertains to exactly what is stated in the title… Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex.

This is how it starts...

This is how it begins...

When action figures/toy people are left lying about, especially at a party, you can almost guarantee they will be put into various sex positions at some point. You can definitely guarantee that cell phone pics will be taken of these toy people sex acts once they begin. And, obviously, some jackass will take those cell pics and make a friggin’ blog about the whole thing.

It always starts innocent enough. Just bring the little toy people to a party, in this case, Dirty Jenny’s B-day party at Laurel Tavern. Take one big bag of Tiny Bald Yellow People, party store purchase, super cheap, and spread them out all over the official party table. Then wait for the fun to start.

Standard foreplay

Standard foreplay

Vertical 69

Vertical 69

Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

When you’ve transitioned from one-on-one foreplay into the “doin’ it” phase, in this case, oral-to-Reverse Cowgirl, you will find things liven up significantly when the GROUP option takes over.  Turn your toy person sex into a 4-way and watch the action explode.

Standard 4-way

Standard 4-way

This is called the "Mechanic"

This is called “the Mechanic”

Once “the Mechanic” shows up, it’s only a matter of seconds before an all out orgy is in full swing. That’s when you start getting artsy with your camera technique.

70s Style

70s Style

Notice the nice lighting... all iphones

Notice the uber-sexy lighting.

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Gratuitous Close Up

Gratuitous Close Up

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker in shadow

Once you've all seen each other, just join in.

If you've already made eye contact, just join in.

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

From Barbie Dolls to Tiny Bald Yellow People, human nature dictates one simple fact… There Will Be Humping!

Click here to see High Quality/Bonus Tiny Yellow People Sex pics.

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