40 WÄTT !BÄLLS! ROCKS

Check out this lil’ project by SAP & Dirty Jenny, aka 40 WÄTT !BÄLLS!

Dig the first track, BIRTHDAY SÜIT. It’s real rock and roll that will make you miss the days when guitar players ripped new holes in your head so you could rock out the way God intended you to…. like you were bumpin’ AC/DC and let it go to 11.

BIRTHDAY SUIT:

More goodies coming. Checkout Dirty Jenny at www.jenleigh.com

Book Signing Wed March 28th – Come Meet Us

We be signing, show your faces and we will hug them. It’s a Mime Very Own Book signing with Doug Jones, Scott Allen Perry, Eric Curtis and Josh the Ponceman Perry.

Meltdown Comics 6:00pm to 8:00pm
7522 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles 90046

Click Here for more info: http://www.meltcomics.com/blog/2012/03/26/mime-very-own-book-signing-wednesday-march-28th-6-8pm/

We want to see everyone there. Come out, get a book, get it signed. Or bring your copy of Mime Very Own Book and get it signed. Or just come out and hug us.

Get Up! Feel like being a XMAS-CHINE!

SAP here…. We’ve kinda taken to doing something special for Xmas. For those of you who are unaware of this little Perry brother nugget o’ coolness, you can check out some of our past Xmas music videos with a simple click on the title of your viewing choice…. Have a Sexy Ponceman Xmas or Funky Xmas Song Ho Ho Ho

So, this year a lil’ pun landed in my brain and mulled around, crawlin’, creepin’ and doing things to me in my sleep until I cranked it out and made it a living groove that everyone can enjoy.

FRESH OFF THE RECORD-O-RAMA MACHINE, I give you….

Get Up, feel like being a XMAS-CHINE

Recorded it Friday, Dirty Jenny through her guitar madness on in, shot the music video Saturday, edited and mixed it  on Sunday…. that’s right, Christmas day. And now it’s on the YouTubes for you to enjoy and pass on to your friends and family. Ponce wiggles his groove thang n it and our niece Mya makes her 2nd appearance in a video. Other niece, Kaylyn the old one, boogies too. And of course our Mother and father (a.k.a. Mexicans from Retarded Policeman 10) are movin’ and shakin’ it as well.

Enjoy, pass it on, we hope it brightens your world.

-sap out

A VERY RETARDED POLICEMAN THANKSGIVING

I love me some turkey!

SAP here…

Well kiddies, it’s been a long time coming but it’s finally arrived. The burying of the hatchets, the finding of the common ground, the letting of the bygones to be bygones has finally arrived. We, the Perry brothers, Ponceman and SAP, have finally calmed the once rough waters between us and Mediocre Films, aka Greg Benson. In short….

….it’s all good

So, this Thanksgiving has an extra special thanks-ing from us to the universe and all the fans who have clamored and begged for more RP. We are super thrilled to announce we are officially in pre-production on all new episodes of the Retarded Policeman. More announcements will be coming your way soon. In the meantime, look for new RP episodes to hit the Mediocre films channel in the beginning of 2012.

Again, thanks everyone for your support over the years and get your giggles warmed up for all new RP episodes tickling your funny bones and pushing the envelopes of the uptight.

 

PONCE here…

I’m very excited to do new episodes of RP. I love the show and I can’t wait to make new ones. It’s gonna rock. And thanks everybody for loving RP. It’s really fun to make them and it’s gonna be here soon so let’s get rockin’!

Pepper Spray Cop… SAPPED!

So, the Pepper Spray cop… of course, total dick. Old wrinkled bird-faced lady who ordered the removal of the peaceful protesters, totally stupid twat who should resign. The people who got the business end of the spraying… definitely feel for them and they should get some financial restitution for having that B.S. perpetrated on them.

That said, here are a few of my own takes on the Pepper Spray cop dickhead… enjoy!

Pepper Spray Cop Versus Marilyn Monroe

Pepper Spray Cop Versus Muhammed Ali

Pepper Spray Cop Versus Martin Luther King Jr.

Pepper Spray Cop Versus Nguyễn Ngọc Loan

Pepper Spray Cop Versus The Space Shuttle Challenger

Pepper Spray Cop Versus The Rolling Stones

ALL PHOTOSHOPPING PERPETRATED BY SAP (Scott Allen Perry)

The word of the day is, of course, PERPETRATED.

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Hollywood Drops the ball but has no balls

SAP here…

Again, I look at the line up of flicks Hollywood is pumping out and it’s all the SOS, that’s Same Ol’ Shit, they been excreting since they dropped into lazy land and decided the best way to make money is recycle things they already own, spend 30+ Million advertising it, and sheep (audiences) will pay to see it because they don’t know that other movies are actually out there.

The big shit sandwich here is that Hollywood could make good movies AND make original ones AND make money on them if they weren’t greedy fucking demons.

This is the only kind of reboot I'm interested in seeing.

Why are there no real leading men and women in Hollywood anymore? They would eventually have to pay them more.  They don’t want to be in the Lead Actor Gets 20 Million Per Movie business anymore.  They want to be in the Flavor Of the Month is Star of New Shitty Franchise That will Just Reboot/Reinvent itself IF/WHEN disposable new star is big enough to demand pay raise.

Go to imdb.com and see for yourself all the new old shit coming down the tubes. Remakes, Comic Books, Reboots, Sequels… and all of them are going to suck. I said it. I will give myself a 5% error factor here. Meaning if 100 movies come out of the Hollywood machine 5 of them might not totally suck

Raise a toast with me to changing the game. I vow to make a feature film that won’t suck, will be original, will honor great movies that deserve a nod, will have good acting, and won’t waste hundreds of millions of dollars justifying the salaries of talentless assholes. I’M TALKING TO YOU GREEN LANTERN! GI JOE 2… YOUR ASS IS ON MY LIST TOO! SUPERMAN REBOOT SUCK MY ASS! NEW SPIDERMAN??? LICK A TURD IN HELL. I’ll show you how it’s done. I’ll keep you informed as to my progress but by the gods I SHALL MAKE A FEATURE FILM THAT WILL NOT BE A LAZY MARKETING PLOY DESIGNED TO MAKE MORE PROFIT FROM MCDONALD’S MERCHANDISING DEALS THAN ACTUAL TICKET SALES!

Cross fingers fellow movie lovers, I’m heading to the director’s chair, guns ablazin’!

The Good News… teaser

SAP HERE ~

We’ve been busy. Or, I’ve been busy. Ponce has been taking a lil’ vacation. He met a girl, online, that he digs. They are gonna have some face to face time soon to see if there’s a love connection. Cross fingers. Ponce deserves some romance.

On the horizon, the things that I’ve been busy with…

  1. Mime Very Own Book – due to hit bookshelves Dec 2011. Stars Doug Jones with cameos by Ponce. Also a cameo or two from yours truly, Adam Mock (co-writer) and Eric Curtis (photographer extraordinaire) This book is hilariousness. Imagine the Far Side if every scenario had a Mime, and instead of a cartoon it was surreal photographs that captured both the real world and an artists brainstorm in each image.
  2. Fallen Superheroes – another book. From Eric Curtis’ brain cells, the notion is superheroes that suffer from the same troubles as every other human on the planet… but they are bulletproof… literally. Here’s some blurbage for you to salivate on…

    “Fallen Superheroes is a caricatured look at extraordinary everyday people through the visionary lens of professional photographer Eric Curtis. Using superheroes as the allegory, Curtis explores the not-so-glamorous and sometimes dark realities of those who strive to live their dreams against all odds. Curtis once again pairs his trademark imagery with the witty prose of Scott Allen Perry and Adam Mock (Mime Very Own Book), making Fallen Superheroes an eye-popping, gut-busting, esoteric commentary on the unique individuals who color our lives.”

  3. TOP SECRET FEATURE FILM – Can’t say much other than it’s a very funny horror movie. Doug Jones, Hanna Hall, and other cool peeps MIGHT be starring in it. I might be directing it, might have written it, and might have a lead role in it. Ponce might be in it too. It might be kicking into high gear and you might hear about it within the next 6 weeks.
    If all these mights line up right, this movie WILL kick ass.

That’s the teaser version of things. More to come as it unfolds.

If you are wondering about when we are going to have some new YouTube videos, the answer is I really don’t know. If it was easy to crank out videos, the quality we want to make, we’d do it all the time. Sadly, we do not have the resources to make that happen. We are not anywhere near the level as some of our YouTube friends who actually make a living making their videos. We just don’t have the subscribers. Without the views, without a sponsor, there’s just not really any money being generated from the videos we release, which means everything we do is completely out of pocket. So, I’ve been focusing on getting projects up and running that will pay the bills. Close to making that happen. In the meantime, YouTube will have to wait.

If you are interested in getting on the inside track for fan-only bonus content for Mime Very Own Book then click this: MimeMob.com

Stay tuned for wonderfulness.

-sap out