SAP’s Kitchen… what’s cookin’

Come see what's cookin'

Gimme lil’ bit o’ dat pepper, gimme lil’ bit o’ dat salt
Put ’em in the skillet and cook ’em, on dat stove I bought!


The above is a quote form the song “Skillet” by The Time. It’s too funky.

With the skillet in mind, we announce SAP’s Kitchen… a companion piece to the new Ponce Vlogs. Ponce will feature some dish SAP has cooked and you can click to get the full, step by step video so you can get some of that good cajun SAP cookin’ yo damn self. You can finally get to sample some of the food Ponce is always Twitpic-ing.

The first meal is Hominy Tim Curry, and it is yumaliciouslusy spicy.

We will also post the recipes here. That said, here’s the lowdown on…


  • 1 white or yellow onion
  • 3 green chili peppers
  • 1 jalapeno
  • 3 celery stalks
  • 2 cups hominy
  • sesame seeds
  • sesame oil
  • bacon
  • Tony Cachere’s cajun seasoning
  • paprika
  • sage
  • red curry powder
  • yellow curry powder
  • soy milk

All SAP’s concoctions are season to your own taste. We like it spicy. You can use bell peppers, red, green, yellow, whatever, if the chilis and jalapenos are too much for your pallet. Also, skip the bacon or substitute it with tofu or more veggies, broccoli, cauliflower, if you want to go meatless. And any milk you dig will work, but if you go half and half you don’t need to use as much as you do with Soy or regular milk.

If I Could Travel Through Time Like In Back To The Future

Back to the Future Ponceman Style

Back to the Future Ponceman Style


I love Back to the Future. It’s one of my favorite all time movies. I love the time machine. I wish I had one so I could travel through time from my childhood experience.

I would go back to the taxi cab experience with Sydney Ruben Jr and I could stop myself from doing it. My whole family was panicked for me and I was stupid. But I don’t want to talk about it. But I would go back and wake up Sistah and tell her to stop myself from calling the taxi cab. And I would walk up to myself and tell me not to go. I would tell myself that I’m a dumbass and that Sistah will kick my ass if I do it.

Then I would go in the time machine and go back home to Los Angeles when I had my other bad cab experience and tell bro to call me and tell me not to get in the cab. And I would call myself and tell me to stop being a dumbass again and don’t get in the cab.

Then I would go back in the time machine and go back to Lafayette when bro and dad got in a fight and bro got kicked out of the house and I would kick my dad’s ass and tell him to leave my brother alone. I would tell dad that he was an asshole in the past and he is a nice guy now. The greatest guy really ever was. And I love my father so much now and he’s such a great man now. And I would tell him to be the greatest father ever and fix all that stuff.

Then I go back in the time machine again to stop Sistah from dating her ex boyfriend cause he was a dick. And I would kick his ass.

And then I would go back in time when I was born and the doctor told my my mom to put me in an institution because I had Down Syndrome and he told my mom that I would never be good for nothing and always be stupid. And I would kick his ass for saying that shit to my mom and tell mom that she was being screwed over and lied to by the doctor and tell her I was gonna grow up to be great and I love my mama.

Then I would go back in time to when Quernzy’s stepfather got run over by someone and I would save his life.

I would go back in time and sign a contract for the internet series we did on that guy’s channel so we don’t get screwed over because that guy was a liar. And I would tell myself that I got screwed over by that guy and to not trust him and make him sign a contract.

I really wish I had that time machine. But I don’t have it so maybe I’ll build one. And then I would do all that stuff.


The Perry Brothers Mingle Mob

The Perry Brothers Mingle Mob