Get Up! Feel like being a XMAS-CHINE!

SAP here…. We’ve kinda taken to doing something special for Xmas. For those of you who are unaware of this little Perry brother nugget o’ coolness, you can check out some of our past Xmas music videos with a simple click on the title of your viewing choice…. Have a Sexy Ponceman Xmas or Funky Xmas Song Ho Ho Ho

So, this year a lil’ pun landed in my brain and mulled around, crawlin’, creepin’ and doing things to me in my sleep until I cranked it out and made it a living groove that everyone can enjoy.

FRESH OFF THE RECORD-O-RAMA MACHINE, I give you….

Get Up, feel like being a XMAS-CHINE

Recorded it Friday, Dirty Jenny through her guitar madness on in, shot the music video Saturday, edited and mixed it  on Sunday…. that’s right, Christmas day. And now it’s on the YouTubes for you to enjoy and pass on to your friends and family. Ponce wiggles his groove thang n it and our niece Mya makes her 2nd appearance in a video. Other niece, Kaylyn the old one, boogies too. And of course our Mother and father (a.k.a. Mexicans from Retarded Policeman 10) are movin’ and shakin’ it as well.

Enjoy, pass it on, we hope it brightens your world.

-sap out

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Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex

So where did your mind go when you read the title of this blog. Did you think sexist, racist, size-ist, folicle-ist thoughts? I can assure you that this blog pertains to exactly what is stated in the title… Tiny Bald Yellow People Sex.

This is how it starts...

This is how it begins...

When action figures/toy people are left lying about, especially at a party, you can almost guarantee they will be put into various sex positions at some point. You can definitely guarantee that cell phone pics will be taken of these toy people sex acts once they begin. And, obviously, some jackass will take those cell pics and make a friggin’ blog about the whole thing.

It always starts innocent enough. Just bring the little toy people to a party, in this case, Dirty Jenny’s B-day party at Laurel Tavern. Take one big bag of Tiny Bald Yellow People, party store purchase, super cheap, and spread them out all over the official party table. Then wait for the fun to start.

Standard foreplay

Standard foreplay

Vertical 69

Vertical 69

Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

When you’ve transitioned from one-on-one foreplay into the “doin’ it” phase, in this case, oral-to-Reverse Cowgirl, you will find things liven up significantly when the GROUP option takes over.  Turn your toy person sex into a 4-way and watch the action explode.

Standard 4-way

Standard 4-way

This is called the "Mechanic"

This is called “the Mechanic”

Once “the Mechanic” shows up, it’s only a matter of seconds before an all out orgy is in full swing. That’s when you start getting artsy with your camera technique.

70s Style

70s Style

Notice the nice lighting... all iphones

Notice the uber-sexy lighting.

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Standard Overhead (and tail) shot

Gratuitous Close Up

Gratuitous Close Up

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker

The Low Angle... notice the human onlooker in shadow

Once you've all seen each other, just join in.

If you've already made eye contact, just join in.

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

Beware the gigantic Ponce-Tongue... Saliva galore

From Barbie Dolls to Tiny Bald Yellow People, human nature dictates one simple fact… There Will Be Humping!

Click here to see High Quality/Bonus Tiny Yellow People Sex pics.